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The Weird Merchandise from the Watchmen
I had the pleasure of getting to see The Watchmen this week. Having never read the graphic novel, the film was somewhat of a surprise to me. Although the super hero film genre has been exhausted lately, I still found the movie a fun escape. As Spider-man, Batman, and the X-men have proven, each successful super hero franchise comes with a load of merchandise. Here are a few of my favorites:

Rorschach Ski Mask
This ink blot mask is perfect to protect your identity while you’re robbing a bank…I mean fighting bad guys.
Night Owl Dark Roast
Super heroes have to stay up late. Of course they need an all organic coffee.

Dr. Manhattan Lunchbox
Send your kid to school with a lunchbox that features a glowing naked man on it.
Doomsday Clock
A real working clock that counts down the last days of humanity. Perfect for for the holidays!
Watchmen Bearbricks
Lego-sized figures are nothing new, but making the cast of the Watchmen look like bears is a little bit strange.
That’s all for my list, but I’m sure there are a few more odd pieces of Watchmen merch. If you spot anything, please post it in the comments.
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